Love SMS Messages

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Funny Text Message Fwd

It’s Here from here you can find all the Funny Text Message Fwd to your Family, Mother, Father, Brother, Sister or Lover any one you like. Mr Been on phone.. Doctoe my wife is pergnant.She is having pain at the moment. Doctor – Is this her first Baby..? Me Been – No this is her [...]

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I know your searching for a dirty English sms to send to your friend or Lover knows.. Then send this one. When you hold it a Short thing gets Longer and larger and pass between women Breasts and enters into a small hole Do you know What is it..? . . . . . . [...]

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Text Messages Funny

Send Text Messages Funny to your buddy, colleagues and have fun using the mobile phone. Buddy do you know what is the best day to propose to a girl.. Its April 1 do you know why..? BC’s if she accepts it’s your Lucky Day otherwise just tell its April fool’s Day Related SMS/Text Messagesproposal messages [...]

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Hey onece in while send a Dirty Text Messages for Girlfriend and tell your feelings to her. Little Girl – Hey Mum I just get to know that the little boy next door has a pe*** like a peanut.. Mum – You mean its small.. Little Girl -  No its salty.. Related SMS/Text Messagesfeelings messages friendA strong [...]

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Money can buy

Money can buy a house not home, A bed but not sleep, medicine but not health, Money is dirty, it only cause pain & suffering. Send me all Your Money and Be Happy..

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Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH.. ! – Lovely Jokes to Send Your Girlfriend I want to suck you… lick you… wanna move my tongue all over you…wanna feel you in my mouth…yep, tat’s how u…eat [...]

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